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Posted - 2011.10.07 19:01:00 -
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Some say the water is warm because Lee Boots spiked it while confusing it with the punch... |
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Posted - 2011.10.10 19:52:00 -
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This "yummy mummies" on sunny days re-enforces our premonition that Lee Boots is really The Stig. Some say he wears a visor because it enhances his x-ray vision and that he makes the sun shine in the UK. All we know is that he is called Lee Boots.
So basically why wouldn't you want to join us? Our leader has X-Ray vision and brings sun to the UK!! Can yours do that? I didn't think so. |
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Posted - 2011.10.13 20:46:00 -
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Bump for Mr. EU Bossy Pants!!
(The nicknames keep on coming!! Join to find out more of Lee's names) |
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Posted - 2011.10.18 19:01:00 -
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Hail Virkman!! In his memory and fighting through the tears, I decided to honor our memory of Virkmam with this little bit I wrote (Oh wait the tears are just from cutting fresh onions for my Hamburger for lunch...But I digress...)
Once a smooth and sultry dane
The crisps are now to blame
Eve's Universe will never be the same
Virkman's memory shall remain
Forever in our hearts and minds
Or until we find another smooth dane
To fill the hole Virkman's change has made.
So you see, we need YOU!! You know who you are. Those of you who posses a smooth voice with a danish or other Scandinavian inflection. Specific recruitment? Possibly. Discriminatory? Not at all. We just miss our dane. So apply today or miss your ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to fill the hole in left in our TS and Corporation. But let me mention that this is a LIMITED time offer and space is limited.
It is ONLY a matter of time before the local stores run out of bacon crisps or Elaine smacks the living *expletive* out of Virkman and gets him back to his old ways of massaging our eardrums with his microscopic hands riding on the sound waves of his voice. So take advantage of this opportunity today and don't delay!!! Or it may be to late!!
This has been your local recruitment thread isn't on the 1st or 2nd page (actually 4th page at last check) bump. |
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Posted - 2011.10.19 17:03:00 -
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Agreed! Whatt did we start?!?! Thanks for ending it boss. This is just a bump for our awesomeness! 0.0 killing and big money making with a group of people who actually have fun doing it! No more reason needed to join us!
P.S. If you have made it this far and haven't noticed, we openly make fun of eachother on a regular basis! It's not a basis for recruitment but make sure to bring a witty sense of humor with you. |
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Posted - 2011.10.20 17:58:00 -
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See, even a conversation about the prostraight gland can entice old and new friends to join IT. What will we talk about next? Find out with us.
Here's to Life, Love and Loot |
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Posted - 2011.10.23 23:01:00 -
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So recently Lee Boots was in the process of recruiting people/corporatioins AND a real lady didn't want to call him a "Naught Boy" on command. She was playing hard to get! Quite frusterating for most men. But where most lesser men would have given up or played nice in the attempt to get on her good graces, that is not our fearless leader Lee! He just turned to her and said "I'm the Drone master *****. Now look at my Dam and winky" (In an English accent of course).
Needless to say she caved in and couldn't resist him. She wouldn't stop calling him a "Naught Boy" ever since. At first it was entertaining but now it is just getting annoying. But the moral of the story is our leader Lee is able to get what he wants. Which is what makes him a great leader. Come join us and watch Lee Boots command the recapture of the British Empire again but this time in Space. Apply now or become an enslaved colony. Cheers |
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Posted - 2011.10.24 23:09:00 -
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Well, now you all can see that not only are we awesome, have a sense of humor and enjoy ourselves but we also have many elegant wordsmiths in this corporation. Mostly, all one will hear in recruitment threads is one blanket statement and followed in subsequent posts with the over used word "Bump". I think there are only a few appropriate ways to use the word "Bump":
1. If "Bump" is used in a well written post to contextualize the reason for the post
2. If "Bump" is used in TS during a gate camp or other PvP excursions to order a fellow member to get an enemy off of the gate so we can kill them
3. If "Bump" is used in any tense to describe what one has done or is going to do in their spare time outside of Eve (usually used in but not limited to a sexual context).
Am I missing anything? Don't think so but open to suggestions from our corporation mates or YOU, yes you (the one reading this and thinking whether you should join us or not. How can you NOT WANT TO after the way Cerlin put it? Shortest post on here and straight to the point of our awesomeness.)
Well, my duck is getting cold. Even you can get some, if you come to the station while it lasts. Yes, it's true, Lee Boots does share. It might have been an ugly duckling but it makes a wonderful snack. |
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Posted - 2011.10.30 22:11:00 -
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In all my years of playing online games, how many corporations/guilds watch The Highlander on their systems projector system whle having wargames and finding ships to kill? Just our Corp!
What else happened in our corp today? Well if you're not part of it, you missed:
- Someone declaring that they are 'easy'
- Someone admitting they had spent all their isk on **** and lolly pops"
- Lastely someone gave the individual with all the "**** and lolly pops" an old decrepit space van to use anyway seen fit, but probably just to lure children adn space animals to the van.
See how much fun we have in just a day. And it's only the afternoon. Get a hold of Lee Boots or anyone else ASAP.
Beer time, cheers. |
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Posted - 2011.10.31 21:54:00 -
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We're going trick-or-treating tonight in full costumes. Come watch grown men and women (because we don't really have any youngsters) make a fol of themselves and get candy or make those ****heads pay for it with a nice trick! Even the Duke of Danishland will be in a costume, how often do you see that?
Only way to come is to joing us. So come have a talk with us and you will like what you see, most likely because it will offend you or someone else. |
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:44:00 -
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Remember the last time you accidentally shat your trousers  ? I'm talking about the last time you had a sneaker turd in your trousers like when you jumped through that jump gate and found a huge gate camp with a bubble orgy waiting for you, or when you had too much caffeine or alcohol and tried to fart but got more than you might have bargained for, or you were doing a site/mission in high sec or low sec and got jumped by kamikaze pilots, or the last time you were training for a marathon or half marathon. It's all happened to us, nothing you can do about it but it is what you do going forward which counts.
Why do I even bring this topic up? Because we train you to harness your fear and transpose it upon others so this will not happen to you again. How is this? We live in null sec, therefore you need to immediately learn how to pucker up and grow up at the same time. Instead of having to suffer through this feeling again, just image doing it to others! It is so much fun to watch neutrals and enemies squirm and contort when they shat their trousers. Totally worth it all. That is why you need to join IT and come enjoy our company and others suffering.
P.S. I recently caught Lee Boots and Virkman having a sword fight on top of our regional jump gate. All they brought with them were their space suits with anti-gravity gyro's and a rapier. There was no ship, no pod, no safety harnesses, nothing!! Just a good, old fashion sword fight just for the fun of it. And all of this while their were two fleets battling above them just on the principle of staying true to their dueling time they had agreed upon. And don't get caught up on the question of where they found rapiers in space. Not only is it a mere tertiary issue but also a trade secret. The REAL point here is that they have fully harnessed their man ball nuts over their many null sec adventures and minuscule things to them such as this would flatten the soul of most men and women. You don't know if you can be like them? I don't know if you can be, but you'll never know if you don't join us and try! Hell, Lee, Virk, Dane, Kat, Sasha, et al have forgotten more then most men and women could learn in a lifetime. Maybe they'll let you hold their trash bin of knowledge, which even it would explode most untrained human brains.
Learn to nut up! Learn to make others shat their trousers! Learn it in IT!!  |
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Posted - 2011.11.05 22:13:00 -
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I have a penny in my pocket....
Let's roll it down a Mexican street....
Look at them run for it....
I think I just fixed the Immigration problem in the United States!
On a different note, BUMP. ANd Join us, we fix national problems. |
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Posted - 2011.11.08 21:53:00 -
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Do you think you might be the next Picasso of crab drawing? Lee Boots thought he might be. Turns out he needs some more practice at this art form. Don't worry though folks, he picks up new skills fast and that is due to two factors:
1. He is a Brit and it runs in their blood. because they had to learn new skills fast to run an Empire as expansive as they did from a tiny little island
2. He is a member of IT and that means he is smart and what he doesn't know, someone in corp does and willing to train.
So join IT either if you want to be awesome like Lee or take him on in crab painting. He is awaiting the challenge. |
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Posted - 2011.11.08 23:45:00 -
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Studies show that drinking only tempers our stigma's (social, personal, etc) and that we always know what we are doing and the possible consequences associated with said actions. Simply put, we know what we are going to do and less afraid of the outcome. This goes counter to the old way of thinking that drinking alcohol made one dumber and makes one unaware of what they were doing.
So how does this translate to Eve? Simply put, we at IT enjoy having fun while playing Eve (it is a game after all), we like to take risks (one reason why we choose to live in Null Sec), and we like to mess around with people. Now being a global corporation with mostly adults playing, there seems to be 5 oGÇÖclock somewhere all the time. This just enhances the fun we have and adds to the enjoyment we get out of the game and living in Null Sec, especially because it can be a very stressful experience if you let it get to you.
Want to know what we experience on a daily basis? Give us a try and see how much fun we have and the possibilities for endless fun when you throw stigmas into the wind every now and again.
Disclaimer: We are awesome sober or after a few drinks. One must be prepared to deal with this on an ongoing basis. You were warned. Now join us if you can handle it. |
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Posted - 2011.11.09 21:45:00 -
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This is what we call dedication, Lee Boots is actually trying to take moving into Null Sec more seriously than anyone before him and move his RL to Null Sec. Maybe he watched the DUST 514 trailer again and thought "WOW, wouldn't that be a great place to move my family"!! We dare not tell him that this is just a game because it might just shatter his heart, so we'll leave that to his family to explain "Daddy, we can't fit into your computer screen".
But do your Officers have this type of dedication? I don't think so!!
Will you're Officers try to turn Eve Online into the next virtual world like in Tron? Nope!! But ours are working on.
So join us before it is to late and you are controlled by our reality. Pick a side of destiny. Pick IT and it will change your virtual and real world life. |
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Posted - 2011.11.11 22:57:00 -
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Cerlin wrote:lee boots wrote:We had alittle drama in our corp the other day : P
Lasted about 30 mins so im lead to believe..
All got sorted then : )
See even we have drama some times but the guys all joined together to sort it out : )) "But Lee? What if people like drama?" You may Ask. And the answer will be! "Fly into our space as a neutral and I'll show you"
Speaking of showing them how much we like drama, we should put a holographic billboard up in our Null Sec space which projects all of our links we post within IT and Alliance right at the entrance at all our Jump Gates!! Talk about recruitment, that would the best "weeding" tool for new recruits. Oh wait, we might already have that!! Because we are special!! |
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Posted - 2011.11.13 23:39:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Some nice PvP had last night : )
Made new friends : )
Popped lots of neuts together : )
Oh what a wonderful weekend :)
It was a wonderful weekend. We even got to see people act stupid. Also we helped save ships. It was worth it. We benevolent being which we are. Come to IMPTECH and talk to us. You'll never leave. |
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Posted - 2011.11.14 18:26:00 -
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If you want to join IT, here is a little Null Sec tip (because that is where we live): Don't run complexes or sites AFK and always stay on Comms. It is Null Sec and things happen fast.
Also Null Sec quiz: When there is a humongous spike of neutrals or reds in Local, do you:
A. Keep Fighting your rats or site and hope they don't find you
B. Jump to a POS immediately which you happen to be aligned to already
C. Jump to the station immediately which you happen to be aligned to already
D. Pull an Ostrich and put your head in the sand because like Ostriches and 2yr olds, if you can't see them than they can't see you.
E. Jump to a stargate to get out
F. Assume Concord will protect you if you get attacked so the spike in Local is not a problem
Do you know the answer? It is a simple Null Sec question but an important one. Join IMPTECH channel and talk to us if you know the answer or want to learn more about a life on the edge! Because let's be honest, if you aren't living life in a GAME on the edge, you aren't really enjoying it. |
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Posted - 2011.11.16 19:15:00 -
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Are you a big man? Huh... I'm talking to you!!!
Do you wake up in the morning and say "I'm gonna put on my 'Big Boy Pants'! Look I'm wearing a belt! I got 'Big Boy Pants' on!"
Do you have your 'Big Boy Pants' and a snack? Well do you?!? I sure hope you do because you'll need them living in Null Sec with us. So ask yourself, like many of our new recruits have done already, do you have what it takes to wear the 'Big Boy Pants'??
If so, come to IMPTECH and chat with us.
Here is a good example of what happens when you've made the move to Null Sec. It's contagious. P.S. We are the Tuna and invaders are the Lions.... Just watch it and you'll see because we now have a taste for Lion!!
Tuna vs. Lion video |
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Posted - 2011.11.18 19:05:00 -
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lee boots wrote:OMG I never wanted to be a tuna so much in my life, Breathing apparatus made from kelp  Tuna's with ******* Autocannons is what we are 
A Tuna with a kelp mustache (aka our breathing apparatus) with ********* Autocannons..... Sounds like we have some petitioning to do to CCP!! Or we just create a fleet of 800lb Tuna and name them all a Tuna name!! BOOM!!
That is right, see all the amazing things we come up with on the fly. That is just how great we are. IMPTECH channel..... NOW!! |
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Posted - 2011.11.19 21:33:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Today i dont feel like doing anything,, nothing at all..
I may beat up my kids for kicks.
I may try to scare them out of their wits,
I may tie the dog to there feet.
Then run of with a steak and shout here girl come and get it : )
Then again i may just do nothing at all.
[Hugs Lee] It'll be okay Lee, you will be able to play with nice stuff again soon...
[Pimp Slaps the sh*t out of Lee] Snap out of it!!
That is how we help each other out of slumps. Tough love (which is one of Lee's favorite type)!! |
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Posted - 2011.11.21 20:06:00 -
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His personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards
Some say he found the fountain of youth but didn't drink because he was not thirsty
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
He speak French in Russian
He has never filled up on chips
He is Lee Boots and he is the most interesting man in Eve.
[Update on Lee's nice things: After further review, Lee has been granted access to his nice things again but not before we actually did two things:
1. Checked with the Eve gods and they said he had just be VERY unlucky recently and they would change that for him now
2. We bought rolls upon rolls of industrial bubble wrap to place around his shiny things for safety reasons until we prove they weren't lying about item #1. Because worst case scenario is we get to pop it all if we don't use it!! And if you don't like popping bubble wrap you might need to check your life.] |
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Posted - 2011.11.22 01:40:00 -
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To all those considering joining IT and our adventures in Null Sec, you must be warn. Not only might you loose some toys because of the constant threat of attack but you will also catch the contagious bug floating around which causes you to buy a ton of ships to always ensure you have the best ship for the job. This happens because situations are so diverse you never know what will come but also because Lee Boots and Virkman promote it. It is so contagious and fun!!! Today, the urge overtook me and within the last 24 hours I have bought 1.... 2....3....4..... 13! Yes, you heard me right, I bought 13 new ships (none of which I really needed right now) just because I wanted more toys in Null Sec.
Like I said, this was a fair warning!! So if you too want to have fun with toys, join the IMPTECH channel and have a talk with us.
Cheers |
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Posted - 2011.11.22 19:10:00 -
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lee boots wrote:
Also im likeing the bubble wrap it feels sexy against my skin.
And when i roll around the floor i make this popping noise that is really begining to **** the wife off so thank you guys : )
HAHA our plan worked! Not only is the bubble wrap protecting his pretty things in Eve, it is also protecting, accentuating and showing off his family jewels (aka twig and dingle berries) for his wife to enjoy (while at the say time getting frustrated by the childish popping JUST because they are there). See, we help in-game and out of game! We are that awesome. But this also proves once again that no matter how hard women try, we will always be boys at heart no matter what. As well as doing things which slightly annoy women but sometimes not enough to truly irritate them to the point of DEFCON 1.... [pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop]..... Sorry, got distracted by the bubble wrap. Join IMPTECH and talk to us over the popping sounds! And you thought Virkman's bacon crisps were bad....
[pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop]
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Posted - 2011.11.28 19:39:00 -
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lee boots wrote:is there anybody out there
We forgot to tell the new recruits that Lee sings sultry classic rock songs to us. Our apologizes, this should have been on page 1 of this recruitment thread because he puts The Beatles to shame. Come join IMPTECH and if you're lucky, he may sing to you as well. Only few can be so fortunate. |
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Posted - 2011.11.30 06:33:00 -
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Man, we just got more interesting. So never boring and always entertaining.  Bump this just for Lee my sandbox friend. |
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Posted - 2011.12.01 18:25:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Another day in eve.. last night i was wondering why eve has a universal time ? No matter where you are its the same time as some one 100's of lightyears away
Because they are using Einsteins theory that if you go fast enough, you can beat time and not age. Therefore that explains why Lee Boots has been trying to go 100 light years away. Or he just found plastic surgery because his profile picture is changing more than Hollywood wanna be starlets getting plastic surgery. 
NO really, Lee's internet has been playing hide and go seek with him, which means he has not been able to play in the sandbox with me in the last few days.  I have had to leave 'presents' in there myself .... Come on UK Utilities, get your act together!
PS Join IMPTECH and talk to us!! You'll never leave |
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Posted - 2011.12.07 21:26:00 -
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To fit all of us in the stations, we just installed bump beds instead of bunk beds!
More room now! YES!! |
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Posted - 2011.12.14 00:23:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Zyrious Tyrel wrote:While questioning the sanity of the various replies i also find myself somewhat intrigued and wanting more information. If you guys are interested in a 2mil sp player hit me up, i might be interested. Oh and free bump for you guys, just for the sheer novelty of some of your posts. Thank you Yep just hit us up in game or mail me. Other than that every body is welcome to come and chat with us. Read what totaly stupid stuff we talk about. If you get into corp you will have the honour of listening to my dry wit ( thats if you are not the targtet of it ) and yes i can take it as well as give it out :)..........
Even Chuck Norris comes to play!! And he loves us!! Boom!!
P.S. More people then I thought are reading the entire thread. Now join IMPTECH and continue the story. Last night we were talking about tea, cricket, strippers (Lee) and the futbol pitch. And that was all within ten minutes. Just imagine what we do for the other 1,430 minutes in each day. |
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Posted - 2011.12.16 00:04:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Jeezas Chirst man,
For the last time its FOOTBALL.
Dont you just hate the americans when they spell words they way they say them ?
Holy Cow my friend.... it is Jesus not Jeezas!!! I guess the rumors of England becoming more heathen is correct or you just don't have enough Mexicans, Spaniards, or South Americans.
And of course we spell words like they sound!! Haven't you seen our technology and internet companies?
Here, pull my finger....... And join IMPTECH!! |
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Posted - 2011.12.20 00:56:00 -
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lee boots wrote:How drunk was i last night ?
I fell off my stool and took the modem with me : (
A: Very.... Did it leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling inside? If so and you can't find your modem, you might want to go to the doctor.
But I'd say we had a good drunken weekend!! Possibly Unz and I rivaled you on your Friday Morning (our Thursday night). This is another reason why IMPTECH is so entertaining and we are all on TS3 also.... So much fun!!
And Christmas is coming up people!! Give yourself the greatest Christmas present in Eve and join us!!! |
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Posted - 2011.12.20 20:20:00 -
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Do it, Do it!! IMPTECH channel |
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Posted - 2011.12.27 22:17:00 -
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Lee might be all shopped out now! Time for a beer. |
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Posted - 2011.12.31 00:04:00 -
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lee boots wrote:OOHHHHH KKAYYY.
Christmas is over and im drinking coffee by the bucket load.
Havnt really had time to log on much due to RL and it being the holiday season and all.
But im here today to offer you the chance of a EvE LIFE TIME..
Yes you could be eligable to join one of the greatest corps eve has ever known.
Come on and join IMPTECH channel and have a chat with us..
If you dont get a responce then dont give up.
Even if you only come on to tell me i suck at spelling ( which i know i do )
I cant remember how many times i have been sober this Xmas but im sure its not many : )
o7
Agree to the special offer Lee is offering!!
But sober Lee says he sucks at spelling? Oh man, what troll! He gives everyone else crap for miss spelling or creating words. Oh the English, you can't understand them sometimes. Poor things |
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Don't worry Lee, it may be turning into your personal blog but I will through a wrench into it every now and again. 
But for all you recruits, it is a New Year and that means new things to do! As Lee said, if anyone actually reads the thread this far then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all.
Come join the IMPTECH channel if you want to defend cavemen and neanderthal because obviously Lee thinks anyone who counts on their fingers or take women to their cave is reverting back to those states of being. I occasionally like to do both. On this note, maybe we should incorporate GEICO commercials into our recruitment ("It's so easy a caveman could do it") because obviously anyone not English is a caveman. Just a thought!
On a different note, I did find a dollar in a book today (Yes Lee, I can convert this to pound sterling if you need help). Isn't that a great feeling? Finding money which you forgot you had!! It's the small things in life that make a difference. Just like coming to talk in the IMPTECH channel!
Now I am off to find myself some Tea and crumpets, they sounded so good! Thanks Lee  |
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Posted - 2012.01.06 22:38:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:Don't worry Lee, it may be turning into your personal blog but I will through a wrench into it every now and again. But for all you recruits, it is a New Year and that means new things to do! As Lee said, if anyone actually reads the thread this far then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all. Come join the IMPTECH channel if you want to defend cavemen and neanderthal because obviously Lee thinks anyone who counts on their fingers or take women to their cave is reverting back to those states of being. I occasionally like to do both. On this note, maybe we should incorporate GEICO commercials into our recruitment ("It's so easy a caveman could do it") because obviously anyone not English is a caveman. Just a thought! On a different note, I did find a dollar in a book today (Yes Lee, I can convert this to pound sterling if you need help). Isn't that a great feeling? Finding money which you forgot you had!! It's the small things in life that make a difference. Just like coming to talk in the IMPTECH channel! Now I am off to find myself some Tea and crumpets, they sounded so good! Thanks Lee So basicly you have to and can count the amount of women you have had on one hand.. I say one hand because you need the other to check the digits of the other hand : ) Long live The British Empire....... Long live Tea and Crumpets...... Long live the 78 pence that your dollar converts into...
Oh Lee, Caveman'ing a lady is so fun! And the best part is they do like it. I just make sure they are of age when I do it. No gymslip here! See once again, the English and the entire British Empire are trying to put a culture down! But on a more serious note, I don't think anyone really cares about cavemen.
Long live the US Dollar and the Sterling because at least it is not the damn Euro!!
P.S. Are we going to do anything for the Queens Diamond Jubilee this summer? We need to make the Empirephiles we have feel at home you know. |
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lee boots wrote:There is a old saying
You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE..
Who will you chose ?
Master of all things English and Proper you have a typo above. It should be "There is an old saying"!! But that aside, this is a very true statement! Fly with who you want but we choose Imperium Technologies and you should too!
Though I will say Lee, we can't choose our family but they can be little clones of ourselves. All I have to say is "This is SPARTA!!" |
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lee boots wrote:Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:lee boots wrote:There is a old saying
You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE..
Who will you chose ? Master of all things English and Proper you have a typo above. It should be "There is an old saying"!! But that aside, this is a very true statement! Fly with who you want but we choose Imperium Technologies and you should too! Though I will say Lee, we can't choose our family but they can be little clones of ourselves. All I have to say is "This is SPARTA!!" Actualy the fact is correct its the comment that needs the " "... God damned Americans... Please all EU tz pilots looking for a corp help me help them and lets drag them out of the dark ages together...
No, not the " " you wanker! But you forgot the n in an....
PLEASE EU Pilots, come join and make him somewhat sane!! I'll fire/blow up/pod you if you make Lee completely sane though! We want him a little looney!
IMPTECH is waiting for you EU pilots! And just wait until Virkman gets back from his trip and then he and Lee will be forcing us American's into what they see as "the light".
(So continues out bantering Lee and Maz Blog) |
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I do use Google a little too much I must admit!
I googled British Eve pilots in IT and the top result was Lee Boots. Which means we need more to accompany him and bring him back from the Queen's former colony (Canada). To help, please apply within.
Also, meant that you have actually made it this far for extra special goodies if you join IT!! |
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lee boots wrote:Avernus wrote:Found my way here by means of Google...
It's a Canuck thing to do apparently, speaking of... Lee, you got something against Canucks????? Don't make me log my ass back in! HAHAHAH looks like my plan is working : ) Its not the Canucks that i have some thing against its the people in them lol
Lee had a plan?!?! It wasn't just mindless banter? So impressed!
But I'll exit stage right on this one... We all know what happened last time us half-breeds got involved with the Queen and her colonies disputes. [Walks to the peanut gallery to watch] |
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Lee isn't getting paid enough for the work he is doing!!!!
I know why the British ruled on so many continents at once, they are good diplomats!
You can only hope your Corporation has someone as skilled as Lee Boots!!
P.S. I totally didn't recognize Lee with those combat goggles! I need to put mine on now! |
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lee boots wrote:What he says is true but if you had read the thread front page you would know this : )
Thanks for the update Sasha. See, we MAY BE selective but we are awesome and our recruits are made from the same clothe.
But Lee, don't forget that IF they made it this far in the thread, they have probably forgotten what we stated at the beginning. Especially after all the wild rides we have taken them on during this 8 pages of ranting and diatribes. I mean who can think remember anything after reading about Tuna's with Autocannons on them?!?!
Join us in IMPTECH and continue the story with us. |
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lee boots wrote:Its them strange moments when you open a door and find yourself standing there looking at your self : P Then you hear this voice from far away saying " Oi you ******* idiot thats the ******* wardrobe you dipstick" Ever had one of these moments ? No ? Would you like to have one of these moments ? Then join our corp, log in on a friday night and get drunk with the rest of us. Today my panties have hearts on them : ) They make me look cute dont they
These moment definitely happen every Friday and Saturday night but limited to those evenings. Kind of needless to say drunkenness is a constant state in IT. Join our channel and you'll find out what you are missing.
P.S. Lee did you receive the extra set of silk rainbow panties I contracted to you? It was quite an odd request and I had to go all the way to San Francisco to find them but that's what friends do!
P.P.S. Why are you wearing liptstick and power? And why are you wearing skirts? |
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lee boots wrote:Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:
P.S. Lee did you receive the extra set of silk rainbow panties I contracted to you? It was quite an odd request and I had to go all the way to San Francisco to find them but that's what friends do!
P.P.S. Why are you wearing liptstick and power? And why are you wearing skirts?
What i wear when playing eve is up to me and my seat Beside when you get drunk its easier to lift the skirt and **** in the bottle than undo a zipper or buttons : )
All of this is very true! Now though, it means we have a Brit adopting the Scottish tradition of skirts? One point for the Northern neighbors and something I never thought I'd see. |
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lee boots wrote:Not true mate not true at all.
The scots wear kilts me i wear shirts,,, little miniskirts that allow freedom of movement :)
Thanks for the clarification! Makes sense now and explains how you're so agile when destroying enemy ships. And not to mentions it makes them distracted/shocked/disturbed/excited which gives us the advantage. So once again, Lee Boots is making IT better, one mini skirt at a time!!
Lee Boots 2012 |
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lee boots wrote:sniper tornado rocks. That is all....
You should hear Lee giggling on TS while using this ship! It is worth joining just to hear it.
May I suggest bringing your space goggles or monocles to keep up with him though!! |
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The quick reply doesn't bump it? Did not know that either! Quite unfortunately actually! It is like saying a reach around doesn't county..... This needs to be changed!! |
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I have a double post?!?! No way!! Lee Boots is slacking off or not paying attention. I guess it must be he is spending so much time talking to new recruits while getting his balls licked (and in no specific order)/.
Come join IMPTECH channel to talk to us, it is a ton of fun.
Alright, back to harvesting moar tears in null sec. |
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lee boots wrote:I was to busy watching my pith A-Type invulfield sell in jita : )
Easiest 2.3 bil i ever made..
Now if that statement dont make you want to join our channel you may as well check out our killboard weep alittle at what you are missing and then just move along to the next thread because you are way too boring to be in our corp anyways.
Thats it move along i dont want you here no more..
>>>> Crap CORPS wanting crap pilots that way please........>>>>>>>
Well said! Especially after Crucible release, we have been raking in those ISKies. You better join fast because when Lee Boots has a few extra billion ISK laying around, **** gets wild and you don't want to miss it!
So grab a Pint of Scotch and coke and come talk to us in IMPTECH. |
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lee boots wrote:Today is a great day.
Why ? you ask.
Wel im going to tell you why....
I climbed the mountain of unclimbaleness
I swam the river of unswimmableness
I did the thing of un thingableness
and came out with a smile on my face..
Good huh ?
Did you take "that bag" out of my frig in the captains quarters? I can't find them and from the sounds of this I'd guess so! I guess no one respects post-its saying "DON'T NOT YOURS" do they?!?! Oh well, I'll go find more in IMPTECH... |
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lee boots wrote:Well now people here is some news on IT recruitment.
We have been taking a fair few and all are settling in very nicely.
Now for the bad news once we reach 250 recruitment stops.
Dont be the one who gets the door slammed in his face guys... get in now.
Confirmed! You don't want Lee to slam a door in your face. He did that to me in the Captains Quarters once when we had a faction ship and the first person who got to it could have it. He got the ship and I got a broken nose and a door print on my face.
So you have been warned. Join IMPTECH now and talk with us! |
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lee boots wrote:roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name is lee boots,
And im going to recruit you : )
Shake-a-spear isn't dead. WOW. We now know the ghost behind the the majestic writings, it was Lee Boots.
Also, you had hamsters helping pull you?!?!? F*ck that explains it!!! I'll have Finnis let me borrow his ferrets and we will have a rematch. It's on!
Come watch gentlemen and ladies, it'll be simulcast in the IMPTECH channel. |
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Well what was it ant wrangler, Jam or Jelly? There is a difference as I know you would point out to any of us. I need to find out so I can try it myself. Talk about a good pair of eyes you can put anywhere. Another point for Lee on his creativity and animal wrangling. Now let's wrangle some more of you EU players. Come on, I know you want to! Why wouldn't you want to spend time with Lee Boots?!?! |
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lee boots wrote:I said jam/jelly because over here in blighty its all called jam. Jam is jam if it has bits in it or not.
So any way fat bloke down the pub told me that WOW is the best online game in the world.
I told him that eve was the best online game in the world,
Then he said what would i know seeing as i spend most of my time online playing and talking with americans.
So i told him that the americans are some on the cleverest people i know with thoughtful insights into most things that are disscused.
I looked him in the eye,
I stared right into his sole.
He was unsure now and was begining to back down.
I then started to laugh and shouted TROLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL.
We then carried on drinking and singing our pub song.
God save our queen. o7
Looks like Lee can ever recruit complete strangers in RL who also play WOW. Impressive. This post contains many of the main skills we teach/condone in this Corp.... Trolling, drinking, cleverness, awesomeness.
Need we say more? You're recruitment officers don't do this. IMPTECH channel NOW.... |
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So to update our loyal readers, I have finally (yes, months later) put guns onto a big fish flew it around space. Sadly a tuna was hard to find, so I strapped them onto a shark(See the shark on the left http://bit.ly/A7TaZ0 ). I made sure to bring breathing apparatuses and we stalked lions but I had to use lasers and not Autocannons, apologizes to the fans looking forward to it. Luckily, some 'lions' decided to swim into our school and looks like fish with guns work out well ( http://bit.ly/xwkPdd ).
More updates to follow but rest assured, we follow through with our plans so when Lee says the count closes at 250, he is cereal (very very cereal). So join IMPTECH and talk to us and join in on the fun.
P.S. if you do not know about our schools of fish with autocannons and breathing apparatuses then you need to go back and read this ENTIRE forum thread. After which, you will know and want to join.
P.P.S. Come watch Lee whoop some butt with that Daredevil. It is sexy |
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lee boots wrote:Strange things are afoot. lee boots is about to get a stonking hard on .. Find out why in imptech channel
I'd say so!!!
Skype, Space ships, Skirts, Dogs, Awesomeness.... I can't tell you more unless you're in IMPTECH or Lee Boots will beat me. Now if I was Carol from Archer, I might like it, but being as I am not, well I need to stay in line. |
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lee boots wrote:My My My,
tried 3 time to post extra long post but each time it Failed....
It is because you kept getting distracted by all the anoms waving and saying "Top of the morning, Mr. Boots! I am over here"! And all things considered that is not a bad distraction. Make the ISK and I'll take care of longer forums posts to get these readers into our IMPTECH channel!
GET IN THE CHANNEL NOW. DO IT, DO IT NOW!!! (This post has been Arnold approved) |
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lee boots wrote:Its not so much the Anoms that call me its all the sigs Almost every time i undock there seems to be one some where just waiting to jump out at me.. Just like al the girls i used to know at school Please probe me out lee please.
And probe them out you did and do! Only difference between now and then is that now you use a female to probe them !!!
On a corporate note, the 200th Member marker was passed two days ago. Getting close to the hard cap of 250. Talk to us in IMPTECH channel or forever regret it. |
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So after some awesomeness last night in 0.0, we might have interested two smaller but good corporations to merge with us and play in our sandbox with us and **** in others cheerios with us. This is great for us but might be HORRIBLE for you, yes YOU who is reading this, because it might make us surpass our 250 member intended cap level on recruitment. So if you have been considering talking to us in IMPTECH channel, you better get your arse into that channel and chat us up. This is a fair warning, so there is no tears when we don't let you in. Granted though, if there are tears we will harvest them.
Come on in and have a drink and talk to us. |
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As of 2.29 1814 (Eve Time) the member count is 226. It is getting up there folks. You are about to miss out and Lee might pull an Archer on you if you try to join after the 250 limit.
You've been warned.... IMPTECH NOW |
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Posted - 2012.03.01 20:09:00 -
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lee boots wrote:22 spaces left till recruitement is closed guys and gals.
Think oh thats alot then think again.
IT has gone from 65 members to what we have today in only 7 months..
So come on and get in now or forever be alone...
And when he says "forever be alone" just image it being said in a sultry British accent. Yep, your imagining it. Now just let that sink in.... How bad and disparaging does that sound ?!?!
IMPTECH is your only hope |
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The fact that Lee mistakenly transposed Superman's motto in his head as the IT motto is amazing. This should show you how awesome we are. Come join for some good stories and good times. IMPTECH channel now. |
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Lee, did your brain stop working before or after you installed the new graphics card? This is a key piece of information for our readers to know.
Also, yes we are getting scarily close to the 250 members mark. I am more surprised we could count that high and not that we could get that many. The second part is easy while the first one is, well, um..... difficult. |
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lee boots wrote:The brain freeze was before the graphic card.
Learning how to overclock now : )
3......2.......1............. [smoke cascades from Lee Boots computer]
[A Week Later]
"Lee where have you been?
"Mate, I can't have a few nights off?
"You blew your computer up trying to overclock it, didn't you?
"I can't hear you!! You must have a bad connection or mic!!"
"Lee, I am typing this in corp chat."
[Lee Boots signs off]
Let's hope this does not happen and that the pretty graphics help Lee get some more Euro's to come join us in IT. It is slowly working because we just got a new one today. IMPTECH channel now. |
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Lee, you're talking to Aliens again with your new shiny computer?!?! Oh man... For the love of everything which is holy, PLEASE OH PLEASE get your arse into IMPTECH channel if you are an EU pilot and think you might make the cut. Lee has is loosing his boomerang...
I mean is our EU TS that slow that Lee is now 'talking to aliens' again? Granted, what he calls aliens is just our West Coast US and Pacific RIm pilots still on but that is neither here nor there.
Or is it? Might he really be talking to aliens? You'll never know unless you're joining IMPTECH channel and happen to be on during the EU hours. Would you miss out on that opportunity? I didn't think so. |
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Where were you last night?!?! Oh yeah, you weren't with us! Well you totally missed out on the fun. Don't know what I am talking about? Look at our killboards or join IMPTECH and chat with us. You'll want to join. Spots filling up fast. |
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lee boots wrote:All i have to say is
" Oracle conga line pos' bashing FTW"
It was a pretty sight. Sim got some great pictures of it too. So you join IMPTECH, we may let you in on the secret! |
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Late night comms on St. Patty's Day night was so funny. Granted it was after the bars were closed and ridiculousness all around but you missed out! This is a common occurrence in our comms, so you need to come to IMPTECH to see it for yourself. |
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...is pure pro awesomeness! Don't worry folks, he was not the only one who knew the songs! See how much excitement there is in IMPTECH waiting for you??!?!?
Come see us |
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What Lee is trying to say is house cats are useless. Wild cats are awesome! Just think of Lions, Tigers, Panthers, and Leopards.... AWESOMENESS.
We are awesome therefore we are big game cats and should be one to join us! |
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Lee, great little post. But no, Tuna have the Autocannons. Cats would need lasers/missiles/hybrids instead because we must keep the integrity of killing diversity. Also, definitely says all that needs to be said but I never stop at what NEEDS to be said because we at hearts are trolls. SO therefore, I am not surprised NBOLT took so long to find our Recruitment thread BECAUSE they kept looking at the bottom of the lists and could never find our posts because you and I bump it to the top all the time. And the top of anything is not where NBOLT is accustom nor ever has been accustomed to being or looking.
Furthermore, I would like to mention probably the only smart thing I have ever heard Defecanda say is "Small gang PVP is dangerous due to this as well (this being neutrals)". Small gang PvP is dangerous but that is what makes it so fun. Thanks for making my day with this post Def, totally priceless. |
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lee boots wrote:I stand corrected  Cats should be missile cats because as you set me straight they would need to be because of thier speed and agility. HHmm when i get a cat im going to have the call it vagabond now.. Not sure how the wife is going to take that but there ya go
Well technically it would work perfectly as a name for a cat because of the entendre reference of the name! She would never know it was an Eve reference because cats are inherently wandering/nomadic, hence the vagabond name. But all these are mute points because cats aren't worth owning (unless they have missiles of course).
Also, back to recruiting, we have got two more amazing PvP corps joining our alliance and that is also pushing our recruitment numbers. So space for YOU is getting more sparse. Come to IMPTECH and talk to us or become a victim of our tear harvesting. |
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Lee, you know the bar never really closes.... oh wait we were talking about this thread closing.... RIGHT
IMPTECH channel or else we will slam the door in your face and maybe Lee's Husky will bite you in the ankle. |
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Lee.... Lee.... LEEEEE!!!!!
Someone read it this far!! We are getting through to people!!
Reece, thanks for the kind words. We had some dang good times with Greywolf! |
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To the top we go |
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I've always wanted to go bump a Caravan especially after Top Gears caravan episode. |
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Lee has been consumed by inlaws so I can double bump for him! |
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We are getting near if not touching our recruitment limit but for fun my last push here is if you like fighting Goons and CFC you'll get plenty of that! Join IMPTECH channel now or we will send Lee's in-laws and his A************* Mother after you. |
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lee boots wrote:Where has the love gone ?
I feel a sappy 70/80's love song playing it the backround...
[Walks away and gets the rest of IT and perform for Lee Boots ]
Hopefully this works and if you join IMPTECH channel, you can find out how it went! Also we recruited a few great members recently. |
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lee boots wrote:KK this is going to be the last bump from me for awhile guys..o/
But remember IT is probably the best corp you will ever join.
Get into there recruitment channel and talk to them today : )
Our awesomeness bored Lee Boots. Poor bloke! But he is still awesome and a loyal bumpage partner! Who else is going to continue our great novelas now? Must find them.... Join IMPTECH channel and maybe you can be the next Lee Boots.
P.S. Lee, I'll bump yours if you bump mine   |
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lee boots wrote:oO COME ON GUYS KEEP THIS AT THE TOP OR I WILL BE HUNTING YOU DOWN....
Bring those shinny new ships to me Lee or I will come find them! That will be payment enough for keeping this thread bumed Lee "Gone but Not Yet Forgotten" Boots! |
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Posted - 2012.04.25 20:29:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:lee boots wrote:oO COME ON GUYS KEEP THIS AT THE TOP OR I WILL BE HUNTING YOU DOWN.... Bring those shinny new ships to me Lee or I will come find them! That will be payment enough for keeping this thread bumed Lee "Gone but Not Yet Forgotten" Boots! Dont make me come back to tribute and ***** slap you Mazz... You know i will do it.... I will run the M-O gate camp, and come pay a little visit.....
YAY I might get a Lee Boots sighting! We miss your proper English *** on those camps. But why no BLOOM for you anymore? I guess the answer is the hole in your heart from IMPTECH is lasting. See people, it's like herpes, that sh*t stays with you! |
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Posted - 2012.05.01 22:08:00 -
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Keeping at the top!
Bump |
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Posted - 2012.05.01 22:08:00 -
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Benjamin Boots wrote:Please bitches, Keep this @ the top you lazy f*ckers.
P.S. I thought Benji was buried.... |
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Posted - 2012.05.02 21:20:00 -
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lee boots wrote:He was : )
Then he must be called Frankenstein from now on!!! To the TOP!! IMPTECH, join now! |
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Posted - 2012.05.04 18:42:00 -
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So our alliance (DRILL) is hanging out in the Top 20 Alliance currently on kills! We ended last month on the list and now we are even higher on the list. And that is just icing on the IMPTECH cake, so why would you not want to come talk to us in our Channel and see about joining? You're missing out on the fun!! |
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Posted - 2012.05.07 20:24:00 -
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Bump to the top! So now that Mr. Boots is temporarily gone who is going to contribute to a good story board with me? Join IMPTECH channel and we can arrange something!
P.S. We keep destroying more and more internet spaceships. So join us or give us your tears! |
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Posted - 2012.05.14 23:12:00 -
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Once again I'll mention that IT is like herpes!!! Doesn't matter how far you go, it will always be with you hence why Lee Boots is already back! |
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Posted - 2012.05.15 23:55:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:Once again I'll mention that IT is like herpes!!! Doesn't matter how far you go, it will always be with you hence why Lee Boots is already back! Lol's yep just like herpes, scabs included.
SHHHHHHHHHHHH.... That was suppose to be the signing bonus Lee!! |
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Posted - 2012.05.17 22:10:00 -
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If you say Diablo III.... I may slap you Lee |
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Posted - 2012.05.18 19:24:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:If you say Diablo III.... I may slap you Lee You mean Diablobollox ?
I have no idea, haven't bought or played it.... yet.... |
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Posted - 2012.05.21 23:37:00 -
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Just to let you know, to get into IMPTECH, get ready to get use to Fleets and Ops were we move around just like Elephants do! The Elephant caravans are commonplace |
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Posted - 2012.05.29 18:16:00 -
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Because .. is cooler then anything you have going! That is why this is our handle now!! |
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Posted - 2012.05.31 23:39:00 -
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Dots are cool |
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Posted - 2012.06.05 21:16:00 -
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Last one for Lee Boots, just because it's hilarious!!! I promise, I'm done |
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